too funny to pass up

I’m friends on facebook with this couple that I know from the town I used to live in. Evidently they both updated their statuses lately and it was posted on my home page:

[Husband] is wondering why he has to be responsible for EVERYTHING…

[Wife] is bored.

hehe.

21

Twenty-one years ago, I came flying out of my mom’s vagina and into the world.

mm

Tomorrow I will legally be allowed to buy and consume alcohol. Tonight I had four banana margaritas. Oops.

(And now i’m going to go get stoned and watch Jesus Camp. Can life get better? No.)

yeah, she went there.

Truth: feeding a plant menstrual blood is not as easy as one might think.